
Special Event I Spoken Word
THE FULL ENGLISH
Thursday I 7.30pm I 20.03.25 I £8 - £12 I By Melanie Branton

Ever wondered where the word hoo-ha comes from?
Why there ain’t no party like a double negative party?
And why bead doesn’t rhyme with bread, machine doesn’t rhyme with nine, and don’t get me started on yearly and early?
From gangs of gung-ho Anglo-Saxons and smelly Vikings to Covidiots and Instagram influencers, from enormous vowel movements to katsu curries self-isolating in the Twitterverse, this one-woman show by poet, spoken word artist, former ‘A’ level English lecturer and all-round linguistics nerd, Melanie Branton, explores the fascinating history of the English language through the media of performance poetry, silly hats and dad jokes.
“A thoroughly entertaining and illuminating show from a talented wordsmith.” Tina Sederholm
“Melanie Branton's The Full English is such a stunning show. If you thought you knew everything about the English Language and where it comes from you need to see this. Her mix of witty spoken word, quirky facts and physical comedy is a winning combination.” Lucy English, Professor of Spoken Word, Bath Spa University